Sometimes it’s good just to know that you’re not alone on the planet. Here are some recent favourite tweets that I find either very clever or quite hilarious…
Today I am proofing my thesis by reading it aloud to myself. I know, you wish you were me.
— Sarah Jane Barnett (@sarahjbarnett) June 14, 2013
Magnus is so cute sometimes. On cracking walnuts: 'I break the boat and take out the brain.'
— Florarama (@nicedystopia) June 6, 2013
Just involuntarily fake-laughed like a twat as a social nicety. Instantly overcome with embarrassment and shame.
— Jaaacob Powell (@Jacobunny) May 30, 2013
Much as I love my family, sometimes I wish they would all just piss off and leave me in peace sometimes
— Deb (@debworkprogress) May 27, 2013
A sign in the window reads CURED MEATS. Inside, a salami takes his first steps since the accident. A prosciutto learns to forgive.
— Ceej (@ceejoyner) May 24, 2013
You know what the internet's been good for? Making it obvious that a whole lot of people are way more cooler than you. And by you I mean me.
— Ngaire BookieMonster (@BookieMonsterNZ) May 14, 2013
Hoping the Rapture will come this morning, so I don't have to clean up after my messy kids.
— Imperator Fish (@ImperatorFish) May 13, 2013
I just locked the door while trying to exit my favourite cafe,then walked into the door.Add it to the places I can never go back to I guess.
— Madame Cake (@Madame_Cake) July 3, 2013
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